30 7 / 2014

29 7 / 2014

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

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29 7 / 2014

mememaster:

fyeah-i-like-dat:

situations where smartphones become useless

There’s an emergency call button on the bottom left of the screen.

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29 7 / 2014

LOL.  Bonus answer—

image

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29 7 / 2014

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29 7 / 2014

fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

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29 7 / 2014

vogue-pussyxo:

dacelio:

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

Yes.

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29 7 / 2014

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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29 7 / 2014

scoobydoof:

mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now. 

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29 7 / 2014